les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome
les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome

les-mesaventures:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

team-nerd-angel:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i want these on a wall in my room

These are awesome

deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

stabla:


i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 
she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.
at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

stabla:

i went to my great aunts funeral today, which was interesting and sad because i found out so much about her. 

  • she got the first face lift ever in new zealand
  • she had a “glass act” (pictured above) where she would wash her face and body in broken glass and not get slightly scratched. when members of the audience tried, they were grievously injured.
  • she once hypnotized 500 people for fun and then asked them to go and stand on a highway, so that cars couldn’t pass. she got in a lot of trouble because the crowd got so large that there was a national traffic crisis.
  • her act included hypnotizing people into walking to work in their underwear, with their consent of course, and one of the men who had actually done it came to the funeral.

at her funeral all these people who had been in her act showed up and talked about how great she was, how she was gifted and crazy and i suppose i’m sad and happy about it.

hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today
hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today
hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today
hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today

hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today

rubyetc:

universal truths 

overlypolitebisexual:

have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?
elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?

elysean:

when is a monster not a monster?